Ryan+Martin


 * Ryan Martin** (b. ) //please note this is all in jest. I have the utmost respect for Ryan Martin, the man **and** the legend.//


 * Current Situation**

is currently a high school literature teacher at The Paideia School. His first year at the school was the 2008-09 academic year. He currently coaches the JV basketball team as well as the Varsity Baseball team. Ryan has coached the JV basketball team to their first undefeated season (1 game remaining) by playing a tough match-up zone that has confounded his opponents.

Ryan received a Bachelor of Arts from Wabash College (Crawfordsville, Indiana) in English, and and Master of Arts from Middlebury (Vermont) in Early Colonial Literature. Prior to working at The Paideia School Ryan was working at the second largest prep/boarding school in Indiana as the assistant baseball coach. Ryan was the Employee of the Month at Tower Liquor store two consecutive months.
 * History**

Ryan almost lost a leg while waiting in line at a gas station.


 * Quirks**

Ryan has been known to arrange [|Homies] figurines to mimic stories from the evening news. Ryan Martin played minor league baseball as a pitcher before leaving the sport and going to Australia to live in a monastery and take a vow of silence for 2 weeks. Reports indicate that Ryan